Forex Jokes
I decided to write top 10 jokes, which i heard, about trading or about forex trading. I hope you will enjoy it like me.
1) The markets may be bad, but i slept like baby, every hour i woke up and cry.
2) A Forex trader walks into a pizzeria to order a pizza. There the waiter asks him:
WAITER: Should I cut it into four pieces or six pieces?
Trader: I'm feeling rather hungry right now. You'd better cut it into six pieces
3) Markets are crazy, every moment one guy buy, second sell and both think that they will make money.
4) An Economist is an Expert, who will know tomorrow, why thinks he predict yesterday, didn't happen today.
5) If you can count your money, you don't have an billion dollars.
6) The real measure of wealth is how will you be worth, after you will lost all of your money.
7) Forex money manager goes at the street and very nice young lady ask him:
Lady: Dear sir, im making poll, can i ask you simple question?
Manager: Of course you can.
Lady: What is your average income?
Manager: My average income is around 200 000 $.
Lady: Im sorry, i thought your monthly income.
Manager: Im sorry, i thought dayli.
8) Forex trader: What is a million years like to you?
God: Like one second.
Forex trader: What is a million dollars like to you?
God: Like one penny.
Forex trader: Can I have a penny?
God: Just a second …
9) There's a surgeon, an architect and an economist. The surgeon said, 'Look, we're the most important. God's a surgeon because the very first thing God did was to extract Eve from Adam's rib.' The architect said, 'No, wait a minute, God is an architect. God made the world in seven days out of chaos.' The economist smiled, 'And who made the chaos?'
10) October. This is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks in. The others are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August and February.
Mark Twain
I think that all these jokes are the best about trading, every joke is not only for fun, but for think about, because there are hidden secrets about trading.
For me I have to say, the best joke was number 3. That was hilarious. I couldn't stop laughing at that one.
I don't think I understand joke number 2.
Anyone cares to shed some light? lol
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Sure CheckDavid, its easy.
The pizza is the same size whether you cut it in half, in quarters or even if you cut it into 10 pieces. It is still the same amount of pizza that you're going to eat. The trader is shown to be a little dumb or stupid by requesting it to be cut into 6 pieces, as though he will get more pizza than if it was cut into just four.
What I don't understand is this. Generally speaking traders are not considered to be dumb or stupid so I don't get why this is aimed at traders. Joke 3 was a classic though.
This one is great !
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A successful trader parked his brand new Porsche in front of the office ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out a lorry came along too close to the kerb and completely tore off the driver's side. The trader immediately grabbed his mobile and dialled 999. It wasn't more than 5 minutes before a policeman pulled up. Before the policeman had a chance to ask any questions, the trader started screaming how his car, which he just picked up that day, was completely ruined and would never be the same again. After the trader finally finished his rant, the policeman shook his head in disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you traders are," he said "You're so focused on your possessions you don't notice anything else" "How can you say that?" asked the trader. The policeman replied, "Didn't you realise that your left arm is missing from your elbow down? It's been torn off from when the truck hit you" The trader looked down in absolute horror. "Fucking Hell!" he screamed… "Where's my rolex?
lolz. Yes ur new joke is funniest :D.
The good or ill of a man lies within his own will. – Epictetus
I still got 2 Jokes which are HiLARIOUS too!
Two traders are walking uptown from Wall Street en route of the subway. A mugger approaches them with a gun and demands all of their money. The one trader turns to the other and says, "Oh, by the way, here's that $100 I owe you..."
There are primarily 3 different types of investors who post on the message boards.
1. Those who don't know anything: approx. 10%
2. Those who know a little: approx. 10%
3. Those who don't realize they don't know anything: approx. 80%
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Nice sharing sharktrader.
A few of them arent jokes but some serious quotes..